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WHERE THE PARTY'S AT -- Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Spider-Man, 8/20/17 One of the great running gags of superhero comics is that it should be much, much easier for in-universe characters to figure out a superhero’s secret identity
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mary Worth, 8/19/17 HOW TO CONVINCE A GAL TO DO SEX WITH YOU: 1. Give responses that indicate that you’ve listened to at least the last couple of sentences she’s said. Ex
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. The Lockhorns, 8/18/17 While the Lockhorns occasionally demonstrate the strong emotions you might expect from a couple trapped in an endless, awful hell-marriage between two people who hate
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mary Worth, 8/17/17 Dawn is too young to legally drink alcohol, of course, but it’s nice of this fancy restaurant to pour her Diet Coke into a wine glass for her, to help her feel
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Gil Thorp, 8/16/17 OK, see, when it comes to my nostalgia-fueled love of returning former Gil Thorp teens who are now All Grown Up, even I have my limits. Like, Trey and Jaquan, a couple of
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Shoe, 8/15/17 Today’s Shoe takes us on a fairly baffling rollercoaster of the Perfesser’s emotions as he quickly cycles from grinning mania to dead-eyed ennui. Are we mea
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Before we start, a note about ads: There was an ad on the site that was previously misbehaving and causing the screen to “jump” back up to the ad for some users while scr
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Rex Morgan, M.D., 8/13/17 Oh my God, somehow I just now remembered that June and Rex’s pal/former household employee Heather is agonizing over the fact that her agèd, Alzh
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Gil Thorp, 8/12/17 “Or maybe I’ve got that backward! Maybe, I wish basketball … coached her!” Or … right? Not sure what that means, and I&am
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Spider-Man, 8/11/17 Oh, man, looks like we’re about to learn what the most powerful force in the Newspaper Spideyverse is. It’s definitely not various relative attributes
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mary Worth, 8/10/17 Someday, I guess, I’m going to stop featuring the amazing Dawn-Ned-Jared love triangle on this blog daily, I suppose when it stops being amazing, but today &amp
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mark Trail, 8/9/17 Oh, man, we’ve gotten to the part of the Mark Trail storyline where Mark punches a guy and so you know that’s gonna get top billing on today’
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mary Worth, 8/8/17 Shoutout to Mary Worth for starting a storyline where I honestly have no idea where they’re going with it! Like, are we supposed to see poor klutzy Jared, who ca
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Spider-Man, 8/7/17 Ahem, anyone who’s even given a cursory look over the Griffith Observatory’s website would know that “The Observatory does not permit rentals
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Spider-Man, 8/6/17 Tyrannus is an ageless immortal deposed Roman emperor born in the 5th century A.D., but I’m not sure what aesthetic he and Kala are going for here. Especially Ka
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mary Worth, 8/5/17 Remember, whether a guy is a ruggedly handsome but troubled mid-fortysomething alpha or a whiny, passive-aggressive early-thirtysomething beta, he has a lot of potential t
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. It’s the first Friday of the month, and you know what that means: the Internet Read Aloud returns to the Clubhouse in Los Angeles! The last few shows have been really magical and h
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 8/4/17 A couple years ago, Snuffy Smith brought back a beloved (?) character from days of yore, Granny Creeps, an old folk magician crone who lives in a cave.
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mary Worth, 8/3/17 “As a mere medical assistant, you are not authorized to question the sexual behavior of doctors! And as Dr. Fletcher’s current sexual target, his statu
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Crankshaft, 8/2/17 Many of us are going to find ourselves caring for our parents as they age, and helping them do the things they can’t anymore. But we should set firm boundaries:
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Funky Winkerbean, 8/1/17 OK, fine, I’m still not gonna dwell on the time-jump details, but here, here’s what Jeff and Pam and Max from Crankshaft look like ten years into
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Slylock Fox, 7/31/17 This isn’t the first time I’ve dealt with this particular brainteaser, but in the ensuing decade my patience for its many improbabilities has signifi
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Spider-Man, 7/30/17 You know, this is the second Newspaper Spider-Man Mole-Man adventure I’ve covered on my blog, and it occurs to me that I don’t know if he has any part
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mary Worth, 7/29/17 Looks like we’re learning what sort of “Dawn romance” storyline we have lined up for us: a storyline where Dawn, a college-age temp worker a
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Hey y’all! Next week the live comedy show I host, the Internet Read Aloud, returns to the Clubhouse in Los Angeles! The last few shows have been really magical and hilarious and I
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mark Trail, 7/28/17 So it turns out those weird-haired paper pushers back at the Rapid City office aren’t weilling to go out into the field and get their hands dirty in the hunt fo
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Crankshaft, 7/27/17 Much of the “humor” of Crankshaft, arises from the title character saying English words or phrases that do not actually mean what he intends them to m
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Six Chix, 7/26/17 So wait, has “channel your inner goddess” been about boosting your horniness levels this whole time? I have a lot to learn about … inner godde
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mary Worth, 7/25/17 It’s not a secret than the world of newspaper comics is small and getting smaller, and that I’m the only person who’s written about newspape
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Gil Thorp, 7/24/17 It’s pretty clear what’s happened here: our hapless colorist, befuddled by Mudlarkian banter and unable to tell Trey Davis and Jaquan Case apart when T
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Dennis the Menace, 7/23/17 Ha ha, very funny, Dennis, but if you were a little more up on your history, like Mr. Wilson is, you’d know that two of the cultures he discussed are kno
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Spider-Man, 7/22/17 Ah, Newspaper Spider-Man, always striving to be “hip” and “with it” but always falling just a bit behind! I’m sure over
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Gil Thorp, 7/21/17 AHHHH TREY DAVIS! Trey Davis is the ex-Mudlark who got name-dropped last December, which sent me into such public paroxysms of joy that I have to assume that his appearanc
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Spider-Man, 7/20/17 It’s true that whatever media conglomerate owns the film rights to the Marvella franchise botched the initial rollout. What with the notoriously troubled produc
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Rex Morgan, M.D., 7/19/17 This strip has gone through a lot of changes over the years, but one constant that I appreciate is that Rex is always being a smug dick about something. “
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Rex Morgan, M.D., 7/18/17 Just to show you where I’m at with Rex Morgan, M.D., emotionally, every once in a while a strip comes along where I can sort of visualize a potentially in
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Gil Thorp, 7/17/17 Oh, man, it looks like I stopped paying attention to Gil Thorp back in, uh, May? We all learned some valuable lessons about how domestic abuse is bad but also it&#8217
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Rex Morgan, M.D., 7/16/17 It’s no secret that the last exciting thing that happened in Rex Morgan was Sarah getting hit by a car, but with each new story I allow myself to experien
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mary Worth, 7/15/17 Good news, everyone! Katie and Derek’s marital difficulties are solved, as long as Derek maintains a steadfast refusal to look at anyone other than his wife. Be
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Spider-Man, 7/14/17 Hey, Spider-Man! Last I checked you and your movie star wife weren’t exactly supporting your aunt in the lifestyle to which she’d like to become accus
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Crock, 7/13/17 For whatever reason Crock has spent a surprising amount of time of late following the unlikely bond between Otis, a human boy, and Wadsworth, a bird that eats rotting flesh. T
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Rex Morgan, M.D., 7/12/17 “Well, how about the toast, then? With the crusts on, obviously — that’s where the nutrients are. Also, no butter or jam. Fats and sug
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Gasoline Alley, 7/11/17 Ugh, fine, I guess I will supply some cursory backstory on what’s going on in Gasoline Alley, which is that this freaky-lookin’ dude was briefly i
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mark Trail, 7/10/17 Ahhhh, finally we get the payoff to this long story of the Great Water-World Disaster, a delightful panel depicting our wayward walrus giving birth in the shattered, wate
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Judge Parker, 7/9/17 Good news! Randy Parker’s mysteriously vanished wife has mysteriously un-vanished! Bad news! Randy’s still real mad about the whole wife-vanishing-an
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Mark Trail, 7/8/17 Oh, huh, I’m actually a little disappointed that Lesley’s fancy Escalade was only bashed into rubble by a she-walrus in paroxysms of panic and labor pa
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Crock, 7/7/17 If you’re interested in a comic strip with jokes about working in a diner and navel rings, written by someone who only has a passing familiarity with how restaurant s
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Funky Winkerbean, 7/7/17 I don’t want to just throw around my big-shot Hollywood insider knowledge, mostly because I don’t have any, but a “sizzle reel&#822
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now. Blondie, 7/5/17 For everyone who’s ever wanted a comic panel of an electronics salesman contemplating whether his parents were overseas when they fucked him into existence: today&a